A husband turns to his wife in bed and says "Lets try the missionary position tonight..." "What is that?" she asks "I stay here and you bugger off to Africa!"
There are two types of aeroplane, Spitfires and everything else that wishes it was a Spitfire!
"We're just sitting here trying to put our PCjrs in a pile and burn them. And the damn things won't burn. That's the only thing IBM did right with it - they made i