Beer contains women's hormones.

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Beer contains women's hormones.

Postby flyboy 28 » Thu Jun 19, 2008 10:01 am

Last month, Wits University and RAU scientists released the results of a recent analysis that revealed the presence of female hormones in beer. Men should take a concerned look at their beer consumption. The theory is that beer contains female hormones (hops contain phytoestrogens) and that by drinking enough beer, men turn into women. To test the theory, 100 men drank 8 pints of beer each within a 1 hour period.

It was then observed that 100% of the test subjects :

  1. Argued over nothing.
  2. Refused to apologize when obviously wrong.
  3. Gained weight.
  4. Talked excessively without making sense.
  5. Became overly emotional
  6. Couldn't drive.
  7. Failed to think rationally.
  8. Had to sit down while urinating.


No further testing was considered necessary.
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Re: Beer contains women's hormones.

Postby Groundbound1 » Thu Jun 19, 2008 10:21 am

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Re: Beer contains women's hormones.

Postby a1 » Thu Jun 19, 2008 12:26 pm

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Re: Beer contains women's hormones.

Postby Brando14100 » Thu Jun 19, 2008 3:44 pm

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Re: Beer contains women's hormones.

Postby beaky » Thu Jun 19, 2008 5:35 pm

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Re: Beer contains women's hormones.

Postby stuart1044 » Thu Jun 19, 2008 5:38 pm

Number 6 is the one that convinced me ;) :D
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Re: Beer contains women's hormones.

Postby Fozzer » Fri Jun 20, 2008 6:40 am

..cor Blimey!... :o...!

Mrs. Clinton was originally a beer-drinking Bloke!... :o... :o... :o...!

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