KENTUCKY FUNERAL

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KENTUCKY FUNERAL

Postby Ravang » Tue May 27, 2008 2:40 pm

As a young minister in Kentucky, I was asked by a funeral director to hold a grave-side service for a homeless man, who had no family or friends. The funeral was to be held at a new cemetery, way back in the country, and this man would be the first to be buried there.

I was not familiar with the backwoods area, and I soon became lost. Being a typical man, I did not stop to ask for directions. I finally arrived an hour late. I saw the backhoe and the open grave, but the hearse was nowhere in sight.

The digging crew was eating lunch. I apologized to the workers for my tardiness, and I stepped to the side of the open grave. There I saw the vault lid already in place. I assured the workers I would not hold them up for long, as I told them that this was the proper thing to do. The workers gathered around the grave and stood silently, as I began to pour out my heart and soul.

As I preached about "looking forward to a brighter tomorrow" and "the glory that is to come," the workers began to say "Amen," "Praise the Lord,"  and "Glory!" The fervor of these men truly inspired me. So, I preached and I preached like I had never preached before... all the way  from Genesis to Revelation.

I finally closed the lengthy service with a prayer, thanked the men, and walked to my car. As I was opening the door a nd taking off my coat, I heard one of the workers say to another, "I ain't NEVER seen nothin' like that before, and I've been puttin' in septic tanks for thirty years!"
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Re: KENTUCKY FUNERAL

Postby Fozzer » Tue May 27, 2008 2:47 pm

Fantastic.... ;D... ;D... ;D...!

I can picture the scene, and cant help saying to myself....

...."...only in Kentucky!"..... ::)....LOL.... ;D...!

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Re: KENTUCKY FUNERAL

Postby Wii » Tue May 27, 2008 5:17 pm

;D ;D
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Re: KENTUCKY FUNERAL

Postby a1 » Tue May 27, 2008 5:37 pm

;D ;D ;D
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Re: KENTUCKY FUNERAL

Postby Brando14100 » Tue May 27, 2008 6:18 pm

;D ;D ;D ;D
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Re: KENTUCKY FUNERAL

Postby aussiewannabe » Tue May 27, 2008 7:05 pm

;D

My brother will enjoy this one as he once installed septic systems.
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Re: KENTUCKY FUNERAL

Postby H » Wed May 28, 2008 8:36 am

My brother will enjoy this one as he once installed septic systems.
But not all ministers would since this isn't, by far, the first septic system preached to...


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Re: KENTUCKY FUNERAL

Postby beaky » Wed May 28, 2008 10:15 am

"Bless this mess..."

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Re: KENTUCKY FUNERAL

Postby Mazza » Fri May 30, 2008 5:58 am

"Bless this mess..."

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LOL ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Re: KENTUCKY FUNERAL

Postby Romulus111VADT » Fri May 30, 2008 7:41 am

For some strange reason the phrase, "Holy S-H-I-T" popped imto my head.... :-/

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Re: KENTUCKY FUNERAL

Postby pear40 » Mon Jun 02, 2008 7:26 pm

This kind of stuff would NEVER happen in Minnesota... ::)
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Re: KENTUCKY FUNERAL

Postby aussiewannabe » Mon Jun 02, 2008 8:47 pm

This kind of stuff would NEVER happen in Minnesota... ::)


At first I thought of perma-frost, but then I found this:

http://www.extension.umn.edu/distributi ... G6986.html

Whether drainfields or mounds, Minnesota septic systems must have a minimum of three feet of unsaturated soil between the drainfield or point of infiltration and limiting soil condition such as hardpan, bedrock or saturated soil in order to properly treat sewage.
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Re: KENTUCKY FUNERAL

Postby pear40 » Tue Jun 03, 2008 6:15 pm

This kind of stuff would NEVER happen in Minnesota... ::)


At first I thought of perma-frost, but then I found this:

http://www.extension.umn.edu/distributi ... G6986.html

Whether drainfields or mounds, Minnesota septic systems must have a minimum of three feet of unsaturated soil between the drainfield or point of infiltration and limiting soil condition such as hardpan, bedrock or saturated soil in order to properly treat sewage.



Thanks for the info. How dare I not know the septic tank policies of my own state! ;D
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Re: KENTUCKY FUNERAL

Postby beaky » Wed Jun 04, 2008 10:58 am

For some strange reason the phrase, "Holy S-H-I-T" popped imto my head.... :-/

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Even better!! LMAO!!! :D
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Re: KENTUCKY FUNERAL

Postby JLangholzJ » Wed Jun 11, 2008 9:34 pm

This kind of stuff would NEVER happen in Minnesota... ::)

+1 on that man!
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