Misstatements

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[color=#003300]Someone stated that "Milton wrote Paradise Lost. After his wife died, he wrote Paradise Regained."

Early in grade school I told my class and teacher, "My mom got ammonia. She's getting better, though, because she looks much brighter."
Made any of your own misstatements (or misterstatements

[Celtman]

I once went to Jodrell Bank (think that's how you spell it), which is a radio telescope space thingy, and in school I said I had been to "Yorkshire Bank" . Don't know why, but I got some funny looks saying I had spent my holidays in a high street bank.