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Postby aussiewannabe » Mon Apr 07, 2008 10:04 pm

DOG FOR SALE !!!!
Even if you don't own a dog at present, you'll appreciate the efforts of this owner to sell her dog.
Read the sales pitch!!!

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Dog For Sale
* Free to good home.
* Excellent guard dog.
* Owner cannot afford to feed him anymore, as there are no more thieves, murderers, or molesters left in the neighborhood for him to eat.
* Most of them knew him as 'Holy S--t
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Re: Dog For Sale!!!!

Postby a1 » Mon Apr 07, 2008 10:11 pm

:o ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Dog For Sale!!!!

Postby J. » Tue Apr 08, 2008 2:50 am

rofl!
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Re: Dog For Sale!!!!

Postby Fozzer » Tue Apr 08, 2008 3:54 am

That's the sort of look that Dogs give me, just prior to taking a chunk out of my leg... :o...!

Paul...Legless... :o...!

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Postby J. » Tue Apr 08, 2008 4:04 am

paul i think your a differant kind of legless :P
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Re: Dog For Sale!!!!

Postby Sir_Crashalot » Tue Apr 08, 2008 4:58 am

That's one huge piece of dogmeat. Or a very small girl.

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Postby Fozzer » Tue Apr 08, 2008 6:27 am

Paul I think your a different kind of legless :P


John...;)... ;D...

....that's the sort of "legless" which helps to ease the pain whilst the Dog chews my leg... :o...!

Paul... ;D...!

It is a fact, that Dogs REALLY do not like me!...::)...!
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Re: Dog For Sale!!!!

Postby Romulus111VADT » Tue Apr 08, 2008 6:44 am

For anyone curious about the picture and it's origins. Check this link- http://www.snopes.com/photos/animals/bigdog.asp

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Re: Dog For Sale!!!!

Postby Fozzer » Tue Apr 08, 2008 6:52 am

For anyone curious about the picture and it's origins. Check this link- http://www.snopes.com/photos/animals/bigdog.asp

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I don't care...

That bleedin' great Dog is still too close to the camera ME, for my liking... :o...!

LOL... ;D...!

Paul...Nice Doggy...nice Doggy... :-*...!

...Owww!.... :'(...!
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Re: Dog For Sale!!!!

Postby aussiewannabe » Tue Apr 08, 2008 10:45 am

For anyone curious about the picture and it's origins. Check this link- http://www.snopes.com/photos/animals/bigdog.asp ;)


Well, I'm not surprised! I received the photo as an email.

Thanks for the link. I'm going to send it to the individual who sent me the email.
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Re: Dog For Sale!!!!

Postby NickN » Wed Apr 09, 2008 9:17 am

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Re: Dog For Sale!!!!

Postby expat » Wed Apr 09, 2008 3:47 pm


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But I would never send a (k)night out on a dog like that ;D

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Re: Dog For Sale!!!!

Postby Ravang » Fri Apr 11, 2008 2:51 pm

Fooking H*ll :o
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Re: Dog For Sale!!!!

Postby aussiewannabe » Fri Apr 11, 2008 3:14 pm


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"Nice doggy!!"
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