My turn at poor humour...

[Mictheslik]

Why can Doctors never get any blood when they test you....






















Because they're always searching in vein



OK...I'll leave....

.mic

[ThomasKaira]

[Fozzer]

Why can Doctors never get any blood when they test you....


Because they're always searching in vein


OK...I'll leave....
.mic

Excellent, Mic!.... [smiley=thumbsup.gif]...!

That's what I call typical English Humour....."Monty Python" style...

...nice an simple!.. ...!

Paul.... 8-)...!

[a1]

I have to agree with this one.

[Kaworu]

When I had my blood work done, they had made so many holes in me, I was surprised there weren't little fountains of blood coming out!

[H]

When I had my blood work done, they had made so many holes in me, I was surprised there weren't little fountains of blood coming out!

I suppose everyone needles you with the nickname "Sieve?"

8-)

[Wii]

Oh my gosh...blood...I'm getting sick... :-/

[drummer_tom]

OK...I'll leave....

Thanks a lot!!  ;D

[BFMF]

When I had my blood work done, they had made so many holes in me, I was surprised there weren't little fountains of blood coming out!

When I became a heat casualty, the combat lifesavers tried sticking me with a IV a couple times and failed to hit a vein. The medics tried a couple times, but failed. I was rushed to medical, and a doctor had a hard time getting it. Finally, his boss who was a high ranking officer was able to do it. Wasn't fun at all...

[Souichiro]

Well... Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now.

[Fozzer]

Well... Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now.

..Boom-boom!... [smiley=thumbsup.gif]...!

Paul... ... ... ...!

Patient: "Doctor, Doctor. I keep thinking I'm a pair of Curtains!"....

Doctor: "Pull yourself together, Man!".

[beaky]

Well... Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now.

..Boom-boom!... [smiley=thumbsup.gif]...!

Paul... ... ... ...!

Patient: "Doctor, Doctor. I keep thinking I'm a pair of Curtains!"....

Doctor: "Pull yourself together, Man!".

Patient: "Doctor, every time I drink hot cocoa I get this awful pain in my eye!"
Doctor: "Next time, take the spoon out first!"

Brrrrrump.... crash!

[H]

[color=#003300]1st Doctor,

[Souichiro]

Patient: Doctor, Doctor I can't feel my legs!!

Doctor: You could be right, I cut off your arms

[Fozzer]

Patient: "Doctor, I broke my arm in two places!"

Doctor: "Stay away from those sort of places"

Paul....Ya gotta larf... ...!

Patient: "Doctor, Doctor, will I be able to play the Violin after the operation?

Doctor: "'Yes, of course"

Patient: ''Great! I never could before!"

...and so it goes......!