103%

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103%

Postby Aerophile » Wed Apr 02, 2008 2:53 pm

I just received this in an e-mail today. I wish I could take credit for it.

Simple Math

This equation should be taught in all math classes!

From a strictly mathematical viewpoint it goes like this:

What Makes 100%?

What does it mean to give MORE than 100%?

Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%?

We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%.

How about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life?

Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions. If:

A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

is represented as:

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26

It is obvious that

H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K

8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%

And

K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E

11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%

But

A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E


1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%

While

B-U-L-L-S-H-_-T

2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%

Finally, and most effectively

A-$-$ K-I-S-S-I-N-G


1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 127%

So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that while Hard Work and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, it's the Bullsh_t and A$$ Kissing that will put you over the top!
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Re: 103%

Postby C » Wed Apr 02, 2008 2:54 pm

And the photo is located...?

Or are we in the wrong forum? ;) ;D
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Re: 103%

Postby Aerophile » Wed Apr 02, 2008 3:56 pm

And the photo is located...?

Or are we in the wrong forum? ;) ;D


Every now and again I venture over into other forums other than the photo photo forum.  :D
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Re: 103%

Postby C » Wed Apr 02, 2008 4:45 pm

I see we've been pointed in the right direction now! ;D
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Re: 103%

Postby NDSP » Wed Apr 02, 2008 5:42 pm

lmao  ;D
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Re: 103%

Postby a1 » Wed Apr 02, 2008 5:51 pm

;D ;D ;D ;D
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Re: 103%

Postby Aerophile » Wed Apr 02, 2008 7:17 pm

I see we've been pointed in the right direction now! ;D


Sorry, I could have sworn I posted that in the humor section.  My apologies.  :D
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Re: 103%

Postby BFMF » Wed Apr 02, 2008 10:02 pm

Sadly, it's all too true...
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Re: 103%

Postby Fozzer » Thu Apr 03, 2008 2:39 am

I am 103
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Re: 103%

Postby Sir_Crashalot » Thu Apr 03, 2008 3:04 am

K-I-L-L-Y-O-U-R-B-O-S-S

178%. Not that I want to give anybody an idea....

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