The loud snorer

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The loud snorer

Postby Aerophile » Thu Mar 13, 2008 9:00 am

The guys were all at the deer camp. They had to bunk two to a room. No one wanted to room with Daryl because he snored so badly. They decided it wasn't fair to make one of them stay with him the whole time, so they voted to take turns.

Kevin roomed with Daryl and comes to breakfast the next morning
with his hair a mess and his eyes all bloodshot. The guys said, "Man, what happened to you?" He said, "Daryl snored so loudly, I just sat up and watched him all night."

The next night it was a Steve's turn. In the morning, same
thing--hair all standing up, eyes all bloodshot. They said, "Man, what
happened to you? You look awful!"

He said, "Man, that Daryl shakes the roof. I watched him all night."

The third night was Frank's turn. Frank was a big burly ex-football
player; a man's man. The next morning he came to breakfast bright eyed and bushy tailed. "Good morning," he said.

They couldn't believe it! They said, "Man, what happened?"

He said, "Well, we got ready for bed. I went and tucked Daryl into bed
and kissed him good night. He sat up and watched me all night long."
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Re: The loud snorer

Postby J. » Thu Mar 13, 2008 10:26 am

LOL!
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Re: The loud snorer

Postby Mazza » Mon Mar 17, 2008 3:55 am

;D ;D ;D :D
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Re: The loud snorer

Postby drummer_tom » Tue Mar 25, 2008 6:36 pm

Eh?
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Re: The loud snorer

Postby FS 2004 Captain Liam » Fri Mar 28, 2008 6:26 pm

Very Good! Very Good!  ;D ;D ;D ;D :D :D :D
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Re: The loud snorer

Postby a1 » Sat Mar 29, 2008 1:56 am

;D ;D ;D
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