Are they twins?

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Are they twins?

Postby dharris » Tue Mar 11, 2008 2:45 pm

>>> > A very loud, very unattractive, mean-acting woman walked into
>>> > Wal-Mart  with her two kids, yelling obscenities at them all the
>>> > way  through the  entrance.
>>> >
>>> >  The Wal-Mart Greeter said pleasantly "Good morning, and welcome
>>> > to  Wal-Mart. Nice children you have there. Are they twins?"
>>> >
>>> >  The ugly woman stopped yelling long enough to say, "Hell no they
>>> > ain't twins.  The oldest one's 9 and the other one's 7. Why the
>>> > hell would  you think  they're twins? Are you blind, or just
>>> > stupid?"
>>> >
>>> >  "I'm neither blind nor stupid, Ma'am," replied the greeter. "I
>>> > just  couldn't believe you got laid twice. Have a good day and
>>> > thank you for shopping at Wal-Mart."
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Re: Are they twins?

Postby aussiewannabe » Tue Mar 11, 2008 2:55 pm

ROTFLMAO
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Re: Are they twins?

Postby expat » Tue Mar 11, 2008 3:52 pm

;D ;D

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Re: Are they twins?

Postby Alonso » Wed Mar 12, 2008 4:40 pm

Haha this one is really great... ;D
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Re: Are they twins?

Postby Dr.bob7 » Wed Mar 12, 2008 4:52 pm

ROTFL ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Are they twins?

Postby Mazza » Mon Mar 17, 2008 4:04 am

;D ;D ;D ;D

I should get out of the homour section before i die of laughter ;D ;D :D ;) :)
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