Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat?

If Barbie's so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?
We have enough youth. How about a faountain of "Smart"
Why is "abbreviation" such a long word?
Sometimes I wake up grumpy; other times I let her sleep.

IRS: We've got what it takes to take what you've got.
Despite the cost of living, have you noticed how it remains so popular?
I intend to live forever. So far so good.
Who is "General Failure" and why is he reading my hard drive?


