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Postby Fly2e » Thu Mar 06, 2008 8:18 am

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Re: Ponderisms

Postby Romulus111VADT » Thu Mar 06, 2008 11:20 am

"Why do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune? "

The funeral march and the wedding march are the exact same song, just played at different tempos. Sounds like someone was trying to say something..... ;)

"Why do you have to "put your two cents in".. But it's only a "penny for your thoughts"? Where's that extra penny going to? " Taxes..... :P
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Re: Ponderisms

Postby TacitBlue » Thu Mar 06, 2008 5:59 pm

If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of a coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?

Because the island told him not to, or he's one of "the others"... oh wait, wrong island show. :P
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Re: Ponderisms

Postby a1 » Thu Mar 06, 2008 6:53 pm

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Re: Ponderisms

Postby Groundbound1 » Thu Mar 06, 2008 9:52 pm

Must be a "viral" email...My mother just passed them on to me.

Not on the list, but one of my favorites,

"Why is the alphabet in that order, is it because of that song?" (Steven Wright)
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Re: Ponderisms

Postby expat » Fri Mar 07, 2008 3:29 am

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Re: Ponderisms

Postby Tom... » Fri Mar 07, 2008 6:01 pm

Why do cricketers wear trousers in summer and footballers wear shorts in winter?
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Re: Ponderisms

Postby TacitBlue » Fri Mar 07, 2008 11:14 pm

Do nudists wear aprons when they barbeque? :P
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Re: Ponderisms

Postby Mike.. » Sat Mar 08, 2008 12:45 am

Why is it you can drive on a parkway and park in a driveway?  ;D ;D


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Re: Ponderisms

Postby Jared » Sat Mar 08, 2008 5:48 pm

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Re: Ponderisms

Postby Ang2dogs » Mon Mar 10, 2008 10:22 pm

If you can't be a winner, don't be a loser. Heard it from an ol cuban sailor.
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Re: Ponderisms

Postby Romulus111VADT » Tue Mar 11, 2008 3:33 am

If you can't be a winner, don't be a loser. Heard it from an ol cuban sailor.


The late Dale Earnhardt Sr. had a good one- ""Second place is just the first place loser."
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Re: Ponderisms

Postby expat » Tue Mar 11, 2008 11:16 am

If you can't be a winner, don't be a loser. Heard it from an ol cuban sailor.


The late Dale Earnhardt Sr. had a good one- ""Second place is just the first place loser."


German's have a way around it, they say if you come second, you are the "Vice Champions"  ;D ;D


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Re: Ponderisms

Postby igs942 » Tue Mar 11, 2008 3:52 pm



Ponderisms

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Why do you have to "put your two cents in".. But it's only a "penny for your thoughts"? Where's that extra penny going to?

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Hmmmm might know this one....

Cents = possible US currency
Penny = possible UK currency

Could you be travelling from the States to the UK...I'm sure that's the current exchange rate  ;)
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Re: Ponderisms

Postby Ashar » Fri Mar 14, 2008 3:55 am

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