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Postby Mictheslik » Fri Feb 29, 2008 1:12 pm

Sorry, couldn't resist.....;D

How many viola players does it take to change a lightbulb?



















None....they can't reach that high. ;D ;D

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Re: Any viola players...?

Postby Fozzer » Fri Feb 29, 2008 1:16 pm

...hire a Violinst...(a1)...?

Paul...Are all Viola players Vile?... ::)... ;D...!

I bow the Viol "underhand" Baroque style... ;)...!
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Re: Any viola players...?

Postby expat » Fri Feb 29, 2008 2:24 pm

Sorry, couldn't resist.....;D

How many viola players does it take to change a lightbulb?



















None....they can't reach that high. ;D ;D

.mic (a proud 2nd :D)




That or they are just fiddling about ;D

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Re: Any viola players...?

Postby a1 » Fri Feb 29, 2008 9:04 pm

Yup here I am the violinist....don't care much about Viola jokes but this one is quite funny. :D


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Re: Any viola players...?

Postby expat » Sat Mar 01, 2008 12:52 am

Yup here I am the violinist....don't care much about Viola jokes but this one is quite funny. :D


;D ;D ;D



My sister tried to learn the violin many, many years ago, it be came known as the hour of the vile-din in our house.

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Re: Any viola players...?

Postby Mictheslik » Sat Mar 01, 2008 1:49 am

Ooooh...just found this....:D

http://youtube.com/watch?v=CHOjmrhyDVc

At 1:16 I'm sitting in the second row ;D.....looking completely lost ;)

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Re: Any viola players...?

Postby Fozzer » Sat Mar 01, 2008 4:22 am

Ooooh...just found this....:D

http://youtube.com/watch?v=CHOjmrhyDVc

At 1:16 I'm sitting in the second row ;D.....looking completely lost ;)

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Tee-Hee...!

I spotted you Mic....chubby Lad!...;)...!

LOL... ;D...!

Notice how much vibrato the Lady applies to her Viola....

I always Bow the Viol underhand, Baroque style, with NO vibrato!...;)...!

Paul...another Vile Creature... ;)...!

Some further reading...>>>

http://www.greatbassviol.com/dbviolone.html

http://www.earlybass.com/baroque_bowed.htm

note the Frets....

http://www.catacoustic.com/About_the_Instruments.html
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