Acceptable Use Of The F Word

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Acceptable Use Of The F Word

Postby Willit Run » Wed Feb 20, 2008 1:05 pm

We all know that it isn't polite to use the "F" word! There are only ten
times in history the "F" word has been acceptable for use:

10. "What the f___ was that?" - Mayor Of Hiroshima, 1945

 9. "Look at all them f___ing Indians!" - Custer, 1877

 8. "Any f___ing idiot could understand that." - Einstein, 1938

 7. "It does so f___ing look like her!" - Picasso, 1926

 6. "How the f___ did you work that out?" - Pythagoras, 126 BC

 5. "You want WHAT on the f___ing ceiling?" - Michelangelo, 1566

 4. "Where the f___ are we?" - Amelia Earhart, 1937

 3. "Scattered f___ing showers....My ass!" - Noah, 4314 BC

 2. "Aw c'mon. Who the f___'s going to find out?"- Bill Clinton,1999

 And number 1 . . . drum roll  . . . .

 1. "Geez, I didn't think they'd get this f___ing mad." - Osama bin
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Re: Acceptable Use Of The F Word

Postby Brando14100 » Wed Feb 20, 2008 3:02 pm

I like 1 and 6 ;D ;)
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Re: Acceptable Use Of The F Word

Postby Ashar » Wed Feb 20, 2008 4:06 pm

I love 'em all ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Acceptable Use Of The F Word

Postby a1 » Wed Feb 20, 2008 6:32 pm

1,6,10 for me. Very good. ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Acceptable Use Of The F Word

Postby BFMF » Wed Feb 20, 2008 7:50 pm

It's always acceptable when used while being engaged by the enemy in a combat zone...lol ;D
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Re: Acceptable Use Of The F Word

Postby Vuikag » Wed Feb 20, 2008 7:56 pm

oh man that's funny.
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Re: Acceptable Use Of The F Word

Postby Brando14100 » Wed Feb 20, 2008 10:34 pm

10 was good too now that I look it over again.
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Re: Acceptable Use Of The F Word

Postby Mazza » Thu Feb 21, 2008 4:35 am

;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Acceptable Use Of The F Word

Postby expat » Thu Feb 21, 2008 11:47 am

What f___ing tree - Mark Bolan, 1977

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Re: Acceptable Use Of The F Word

Postby Willit Run » Thu Feb 21, 2008 12:43 pm

What f___ing tree - Mark Bolan, 1977

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I though you were going to say:  

What f___ing tree - Sonny Bono, 1998
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Re: Acceptable Use Of The F Word

Postby aussiewannabe » Thu Feb 21, 2008 1:03 pm

[quote] though you were going to say:
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