Store Sign

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Store Sign

Postby Papa9571 » Tue Feb 12, 2008 8:51 am

SIGN IN A  PHILADELPHIA  STORE WINDOW -  

'WE WOULD RATHER  

DO BUSINESS WITH  

1000 ALQAEDA TERRORISTS  

THAN WITH  

ONE SINGLE AMERICAN SOLDIER!'  



This sign was prominently displayed in the window of a business in  Philadelphia  .

  You are probably outraged at the thought of such an inflammatory statement.

However, we are a society which holds Freedom of Speech as perhaps our greatest liberty.
 

And after all, it is just a sign.  

You may ask what kind of business would dare post such a sign.

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Answer: A Funeral Home  

(Who said morticians had no sense of humor?)  

Gotta love it!!!  
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Re: Store Sign

Postby ozzy72 » Tue Feb 12, 2008 12:20 pm

Nice one ;D I remember a bumper sticker I saw on a hearse once, it said "Drive carefully, we can wait!" ;D
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Re: Store Sign

Postby Romulus111VADT » Tue Feb 12, 2008 12:48 pm

Nice one ;D I remember a bumper sticker I saw on a hearse once, it said "Drive carefully, we can wait!" ;D


I just had a strange thought (like this is surprise, right ::) ), can you imagine the look on a hitchhikers face if a hearse stopped to pick them up....lmao
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Re: Store Sign

Postby H » Tue Feb 12, 2008 8:07 pm

I just had a strange thought (like this is surprise, right ::) ), can you imagine the look on a hitchhikers face if a hearse stopped to pick them up...
...especially if the driver smiles and says, "Looks like your walking days are over... I've got a niche to fit you in."


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Re: Store Sign

Postby Romulus111VADT » Tue Feb 12, 2008 9:14 pm

I just had a strange thought (like this is surprise, right ::) ), can you imagine the look on a hitchhikers face if a hearse stopped to pick them up...
...especially if the driver smiles and says, "Looks like your walking days are over... I've got a niche to fit you in."


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Or if the driver is dressed up like the Grim Reaper and says, "Ah, I've been looking for you, we have a nice cozy spot picked out for you."

All the while the driver was just picking up people for a Halloween party.....lmao.
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Re: Store Sign

Postby a1 » Tue Feb 12, 2008 9:52 pm

;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Store Sign

Postby Mazza » Thu Feb 14, 2008 3:43 am

;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

plus how many this is: ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D :D
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Re: Store Sign

Postby Vuikag » Fri Feb 15, 2008 4:04 pm

Heh heh, gotta love phillie...
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