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Beach violence.

Postby waspiflab » Sat Feb 02, 2008 12:21 pm

I was walking across the beach yesterday afternoon, when suddenly, out of nowhere, a man starts shouting at what looked like his wife who was carrying a baby in her arms. They argued for some time, when suddenly the man picked up a large stick and started to smash the lady around the head time and time again. The poor woman was desperately trying to defend herself and shield the baby away from this madman. Then all of a sudden, out of nowhere a crocodile jumped up and ate all the sausages.
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Re: Beach violence.

Postby a1 » Sat Feb 02, 2008 12:38 pm

What the heck. :o
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Re: Beach violence.

Postby Celtman » Sat Feb 02, 2008 1:19 pm

You pissed again? :-?
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Re: Beach violence.

Postby Romulus111VADT » Sat Feb 02, 2008 4:31 pm

All righty then, meanwhile, back at the ranch..... :-?
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Re: Beach violence.

Postby Papa9571 » Sun Feb 03, 2008 12:47 am

must lose something in translation
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Re: Beach violence.

Postby Ashar » Sun Feb 03, 2008 1:17 am

LOL...Awesome one Waspi...Always nice to see the dumbfounded looks on peoples faces ;D ;D
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Re: Beach violence.

Postby waspiflab » Sun Feb 03, 2008 4:51 am

;DI'll keep em stewing a bit longer.
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Re: Beach violence.

Postby Hagar » Sun Feb 03, 2008 4:56 am

The old ones are the best. ;D
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Re: Beach violence.

Postby Fozzer » Sun Feb 03, 2008 5:07 am

...10/10.... [smiley=thumbsup.gif]...!

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The rest are generally baffled... ;)... ;D...!

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Re: Beach violence.

Postby Celtman » Sun Feb 03, 2008 7:46 am

...10/10.... [smiley=thumbsup.gif]...!

(The sort of humour that only works within the boundaries of the British Isles...as you can see!... ;)...)... :)...!

The rest are generally baffled... ;)... ;D...!

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Re: Beach violence.

Postby Hagar » Sun Feb 03, 2008 7:55 am

...10/10.... [smiley=thumbsup.gif]...!

(The sort of humour that only works within the boundaries of the British Isles...as you can see!... ;)...)... :)...!

The rest are generally baffled... ;)... ;D...!

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British Isles resident here...... still not getting it :-?

I suspect you don't live near the seaside. :P
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Re: Beach violence.

Postby TSC. » Sun Feb 03, 2008 11:11 am

LOL don't worry Waspi, some of us here get it.

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Re: Beach violence.

Postby ozzy72 » Sun Feb 03, 2008 12:37 pm

For those of you not from the UK or who haven't been to the British coast in summer might I suggest looking under Punch And Judy ;)
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Re: Beach violence.

Postby MWISimmer » Sun Feb 03, 2008 2:26 pm

There's never a policeman around when you need one.  ;)
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Re: Beach violence.

Postby Fozzer » Sun Feb 03, 2008 4:03 pm

...shame about the sausages... :'(...!

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