What scares a soldier??

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What scares a soldier??

Postby Capt._Viper » Wed Jan 23, 2008 9:25 pm

A soldier was asked by Chelsea Clinton, what three things
scared them most he responded, Osama, Obama, ...

And YOUR MAMA! :o :o
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Re: What scares a soldier??

Postby Ashar » Wed Jan 23, 2008 9:33 pm

As usual, I don't get it ;D ;D
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Re: What scares a soldier??

Postby a1 » Wed Jan 23, 2008 9:48 pm

As usual, I don't get it ;D ;D


Don't quite get it either. ;D ;D ;D
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Re: What scares a soldier??

Postby Ashar » Wed Jan 23, 2008 10:24 pm

I think it might have something to do with the "ama's"...I dunno :D ;D :D
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Re: What scares a soldier??

Postby BFMF » Wed Jan 23, 2008 10:34 pm

I heard this a couple weeks ago. Borderline political, but still funny ;D


I'm tired of political jokes. I'm seen too many of them get elected... ;D
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Re: What scares a soldier??

Postby Fozzer » Thu Jan 24, 2008 7:10 am



I'm tired of political jokes. I'm seen too many of them get elected... ;D


+10.... ;)...!

Political Jokes I like... [smiley=thumbsup.gif]....

... it's those strange creatures that they are aimed at, that I am not particularly fond of.... :evil..!!

Paul... ;D...!

What scares a soldier, (or anyone else), is one of those slow motion films of a Bullet traveling in your direction... :o...!
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Re: What scares a soldier??

Postby The Ruptured Duck » Thu Jan 24, 2008 9:59 pm

Whats wrong with Obama?  I am truelly confused :-?  I want to think its a conservative joke aimed at liberals, but I would have thought that Hillary-....Oh I get it now half way through my post. >:(

No more political jokes.  I have noticed there is alot of internet crap out there, especially from republicans.  Its the kind of low level tactics first pioneered by the "freedom fries" folks.  They are the ones who poured the expensive french wine into the Rio Grand after paying for it.

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Re: What scares a soldier??

Postby Al_Fallujah » Fri Jan 25, 2008 7:49 am

There is a lot of "internet crap" out there, but I do not think anyone has the corner on the market.

I like polical humor myself,  just like I life religous humor, even though I am a Practicing Catholic. The difference I guess is that I am fairly certain God has a sense of humor.  Heck,  he gave us the politicians...

Unfortunatly, this thread looks like its headed down Political Lane.
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Re: What scares a soldier??

Postby beaky » Sat Jan 26, 2008 9:15 pm

It's only going to get worse as November approaches... let's leave the political crap out of these forums... pleeeez!!
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