Phrasing Phrases 23

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Phrasing Phrases 23

Postby Ashar » Tue Jan 15, 2008 7:42 pm

Fresh ones!

1. Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the car-pool lane?

2. Can you cry under water?

3. If a man alone in the woods said something would a woman still say he was wrong?

4.Can Bald people have Hairline fractures?

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Re: Phrasing Phrases 23

Postby H » Wed Jan 16, 2008 11:02 am

(Not so) Fresh ones!

1. Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the car-pool lane?

If the corpse gets up the car may be in a nearby pool.

2. Can you cry under water?
Of course, many have cried when it rained.

3. If a man alone in the woods said something would a woman still say he was wrong?
I thought you said he was alone -- not wanting to be...

4.Can Bald people have Hairline fractures?
That came at the start of the fractured hairline.


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Re: Phrasing Phrases 23

Postby Mike.. » Wed Jan 16, 2008 11:34 pm

How is it you drive on a parkway and park in a driveway? ;D



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Re: Phrasing Phrases 23

Postby Ashar » Thu Jan 17, 2008 10:33 am

How is it you drive on a parkway and park in a driveway? ;D
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Re: Phrasing Phrases 23

Postby H » Sat Jan 19, 2008 9:52 am

How is it you drive on a parkway and park in a driveway?
Usually, with a vehicle. ::)


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Re: Phrasing Phrases 23

Postby Ashar » Sat Jan 19, 2008 12:04 pm

Hahaha ;D ;D
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