BLONDE JOKE

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BLONDE JOKE

Postby Fly2e » Fri Jan 04, 2008 10:21 am

A few days ago I was having some work done at my local garage. A blonde came in and asked for a seven-hundred-ten.

We all looked at each other and another customer asked, "What is a seven-hundred-ten?"

She replied, "You know, the little piece in the middle of the engine, I have lost it and need a new one..." She replied that she did not know exactly what it was, but this piece had always been there.

The mechanic gave her a piece of paper and a pen and asked her to draw what the piece looked like. She drew a circle and in the middle of it wrote 710.

He then took her over to another car which had its hood up and asked "is there a 710 on this car?"

She pointed and said, "Of course, it's right there."

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Re: BLONDE JOKE

Postby Saitek » Fri Jan 04, 2008 4:57 pm

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Re: BLONDE JOKE

Postby J. » Fri Jan 04, 2008 7:46 pm

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Re: BLONDE JOKE

Postby Wingo » Sun Jan 06, 2008 2:56 am

Now for the real test of who is blond in the forums.... Who had to look at the photo to get the joke?? xD

I know I didn't :P
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Re: BLONDE JOKE

Postby Saitek » Mon Jan 07, 2008 10:20 am

Yeah, so the rest of us are blond, cos you've seen the joke before. Right? :P ;)
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Re: BLONDE JOKE

Postby ozzy72 » Mon Jan 07, 2008 11:15 am

That is nothing, my best friend Steve actually saw two girls trying to top up a cars oil by pouring it down the dipstick hole ;D ;D ;D
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Re: BLONDE JOKE

Postby NDSP » Mon Jan 07, 2008 6:48 pm

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Re: BLONDE JOKE

Postby Jared » Mon Jan 07, 2008 8:08 pm

That is nothing, my best friend Steve actually saw two girls trying to top up a cars oil by pouring it down the dipstick hole ;D ;D ;D


lol, I hate trying to pour automatic transmission fluid into my comet, the only way in is the dipstick tube which sits underneath and behind the shock tower brace making it darn near impossible to get a funnel back in there and pour it successfully without making a large mess :-D
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Re: BLONDE JOKE

Postby Sytse » Wed Jan 09, 2008 6:55 am

D'oh! LOL  ;D
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Re: BLONDE JOKE

Postby H » Wed Jan 09, 2008 11:39 am

Now for the real test of who is blond in the forums.... Who had to look at the photo to get the joke??I know I didn't :P

Yeah, so the rest of us are blond, cos you've seen the joke before. Right? :P ;)
Gooodness, no -- he pointed it out to the mechanic, himself, when he insisted on using 710 oil in his engine.


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