Femael Comebacks

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Femael Comebacks

Postby Kaworu » Wed Dec 12, 2007 8:52 pm

Here you go...watch your backs, mates...women are vicious!  ;D

Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.

Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.

Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.

Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.

Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.

Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?

Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.

Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together
Woman: Really, I'd put f and u together
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Re: Femael Comebacks

Postby Wii » Wed Dec 12, 2007 9:38 pm

;D ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Femael Comebacks

Postby pepper_airborne » Sun Dec 16, 2007 9:03 am

brilliant!
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Re: Femael Comebacks

Postby a1 » Sun Dec 16, 2007 10:43 am

;D ;D
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Re: Femael Comebacks

Postby Fozzer » Sun Dec 16, 2007 11:17 am

Excellent...!!!

Paul.... ;D...!

...still stuck on the difference between a Femael and a Female?... :-?...!

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Re: Femael Comebacks

Postby Ashar » Sun Dec 16, 2007 12:06 pm

Nice one ;D :D ;D
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Re: Femael Comebacks

Postby stuart1044 » Mon Dec 17, 2007 8:08 am

I like the last one the best! ;D
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Re: Femael Comebacks

Postby ctjoyce » Sat Dec 22, 2007 4:33 pm

Repost.

Good for a laugh

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Re: Femael Comebacks

Postby Alonso » Mon Dec 24, 2007 2:02 pm

Great!  ;D
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Re: Femael Comebacks

Postby Dr.bob7 » Mon Dec 24, 2007 3:35 pm

;D ;D ha
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