All things great and small....

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All things great and small....

Postby Fozzer » Wed Dec 19, 2007 6:01 pm

...just heard on my Trusty Radio Set...>>>


Q:"What is the difference between Microscopic and Minute?"

A:

(a) "Microscopic means something which is very, very small".

(b) "My Newt is in my pocket, together with my Frog and my Toad"..... ;)...!

Boom-Boom... ;D...!

Paul.... [smiley=thumbsup.gif]...!
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Re: All things great and small....

Postby Wingo » Wed Dec 19, 2007 6:18 pm

*listens to the wind blow and watches the tumble weed roll past*
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Re: All things great and small....

Postby Groundbound1 » Wed Dec 19, 2007 7:43 pm

I'D be hearing crickets, but the frog ate'em. :)
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Re: All things great and small....

Postby Mitch. » Thu Dec 20, 2007 12:05 am

:-?
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Re: All things great and small....

Postby ozzy72 » Thu Dec 20, 2007 3:12 am

Fozz I've warned you about drinking vino and posting before. People will start to think you're as daft as me ;) ;D
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Re: All things great and small....

Postby Fozzer » Thu Dec 20, 2007 4:02 am

Fozz I've warned you about drinking vino and posting before. People will start to think you're as daft as me ;) ;D


LOL.... ;D...!

Ozzy, I'm convinced that our simple sense of humour is way over the heads of most of our laughter incapacitated Members.. ;)...!

Paul... 8-)...!

In aid of the confused:
Minute: (min-it)....a period of time.
Minute: (my-nute)...very small.
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Re: All things great and small....

Postby ozzy72 » Thu Dec 20, 2007 5:18 am

My sense of humour isn't merely twisted but sprained ;D
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Re: All things great and small....

Postby a1 » Thu Dec 20, 2007 11:54 am

HAHA ;D
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Re: All things great and small....

Postby H » Thu Dec 20, 2007 6:08 pm

A newt? Are you sure the tiny, wriggling lizzard is in your pocket?

You've reminded me of someone in earlier school years who forgot he had some small explosives in his pocket, reached in and blew the side of his pants out; that more than wriggled his newt... the frog was gone and he was one hoppin' little toad.
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Re: All things great and small....

Postby Saitek » Thu Dec 20, 2007 7:56 pm

Not bad for Foz. Amazed he didn't come out with another wriggling newt... :-/
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Re: All things great and small....

Postby beaky » Thu Dec 20, 2007 8:32 pm

*sound of one hand clapping*
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