Proof that students are getting dumber!

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Proof that students are getting dumber!

Postby ozzy72 » Sun Dec 09, 2007 3:37 am

Some of you may remember these two from last year;
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However this years batch of idiots have hit rock bottom and begun to dig....
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Re: Proof that students are getting dumber!

Postby Ashar » Sun Dec 09, 2007 11:21 am

I haven't seen some of those...I wonder if these are real ;D :D ;D
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Re: Proof that students are getting dumber!

Postby a1 » Sun Dec 09, 2007 11:48 am

I have seen a couple things like this in my school too. ::) ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Proof that students are getting dumber!

Postby Triple_7 » Sun Dec 09, 2007 12:06 pm

I wonder if these are real


When your bored while taking another pointless test and don't know the answer....you would be surprised what you can put down ;D
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Re: Proof that students are getting dumber!

Postby Jared » Sun Dec 09, 2007 2:39 pm

lol, might as well become inventive ;)

I know my physics prof cut me more slack as long as I put down something, even if it was nowhere near being right ;)
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Re: Proof that students are getting dumber!

Postby Souichiro » Sun Dec 09, 2007 3:20 pm

What's wrong with the third answer?
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Re: Proof that students are getting dumber!

Postby ThomasKaira » Sun Dec 09, 2007 4:12 pm

2nd to last: Answer is Ionic bond. 8-)

4 is easy, it's has to do with logarithms, but don't expect me to go out of my way to answer it.   ::)

1 is so easy it's not even funny, just perform the pythagorean theorum... :-X

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Re: Proof that students are getting dumber!

Postby Alonso » Mon Dec 10, 2007 1:47 am

These are great!!! ;D
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Re: Proof that students are getting dumber!

Postby Mitch. » Mon Dec 10, 2007 3:38 am

1 is so easy it's not even funny, just perform the pythagorean theorum... :-X


C2=A2+B2 :)

But we all know x=5cm ;)
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Re: Proof that students are getting dumber!

Postby H » Mon Dec 10, 2007 8:10 am

It should also be noted that some don't like taking tests and many don't really decipher what they're being asked before they answer. Nevertheless, this post has brought somnething to mind that I'll put in another post:and see if you can answer it in pun.

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Re: Proof that students are getting dumber!

Postby FsNovice » Mon Dec 10, 2007 1:08 pm

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4 is easy, it's has to do with logarithms, but don't expect me to go out of my way to answer it.
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Re: Proof that students are getting dumber!

Postby aussiewannabe » Mon Dec 10, 2007 1:22 pm

1 is so easy it's not even funny, just perform the pythagorean theorum... :-X


C2=A2+B2 :)

But we all know x=5cm ;)


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Re: Proof that students are getting dumber!

Postby Wii » Mon Dec 10, 2007 2:26 pm

2, 4 and 5 are the only ones I can't get an answer to cuz I haven't gotten to that yet in school. I make remarks like that but not on paper, just when the teacher asks it and no one knows ;D
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Re: Proof that students are getting dumber!

Postby Sir_Crashalot » Mon Dec 10, 2007 2:34 pm

What's wrong with the third answer?


Everything is wrong with that answer. As you all should know, the answer is 42.

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Re: Proof that students are getting dumber!

Postby FsNovice » Mon Dec 10, 2007 3:13 pm

C2=A2+B2 :)

But we all know x=5cm ;)


Its too easy isn't it! But no, our teachers always ask us to put workings, even on ones like that, where knowing such info and useless trivia is worth the marks!!!!
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