About Wives...

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About Wives...

Postby Fly2e » Thu Dec 13, 2007 9:25 am


"When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her. "
Sacha Guitry


"After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face each other, but still they stay together. "
Hemant Joshi


"By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher."
Socrates


"Woman inspires us to do great things, and prevents us from achieving them."
Dumas


"The great question... which I have not been able to answer... is, "What does a woman want? "
Sigmund Freud


"I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me."
Anonymous


"Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays."
Henny Youngman


"I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for two years."
Sam Kinison


"There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage."
James Holt McGavran


"I've had bad luck with both my wives. The first one left me, and the second one didn't."
Patrick Murray


"Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming
1. Whenever you're wrong, admit it,
2. Whenever you're right, shut up. "
Nash


"The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once..."
Anonymous


"You know what I did before I married? Anything I wanted to."
Henny Youngman


"My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met. "
Rodney Dangerfield


"A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong."
Milton Berle


"Marriage is the only war where one sleeps with the enemy. "
Anonymous


"A man inserted an 'ad' in the classifieds: "Wife wanted". Next day he received a hundred letters.
They all said the same thing: "You can have mine."
Anonymous


First Guy (proudly): "My wife's an angel!"
Second Guy: "You're lucky, mine's still alive."
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Re: About Wives...

Postby Willit Run » Thu Dec 13, 2007 10:16 am

Arn't they the truth!!! ;D

I hope my Wife doesn't see this!!! :D
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Re: About Wives...

Postby Ashar » Thu Dec 13, 2007 11:11 am

Excellent ones Dave [smiley=tekst-toppie.gif] [smiley=tekst-toppie.gif]
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Re: About Wives...

Postby Romulus111VADT » Thu Dec 13, 2007 11:15 am

As the great American philosopher "Moe Howard" said in a skit when he was playing a census taker, he asked a gentlemen if he was, "Married or Happy"?

God I love "The Three Stooges"!

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Re: About Wives...

Postby ozzy72 » Thu Dec 13, 2007 3:00 pm

Brilliant collection there Dave... I'll be sending that to a few of the lads ;)
I always remember what my uncle told me after leaving his wife (he has since re-married to a really nice lady) "Mark do you know why divorce is so expensive? 'Cos it's worth it!" ;D
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Re: About Wives...

Postby a1 » Thu Dec 13, 2007 10:14 pm

First one is really funny. ;D ;D
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