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Air Force wishes

Postby Papa9571 » Wed Dec 12, 2007 7:05 am

A MSgt, a TSgt and a Chief are off the flight line together for lunch. While crossing a park they come upon an antique oil lamp. They rub it and a Genie comes out in a puff of smoke.

The Genie says, "I usually only grant three wishes, so I'll give each of you just one."

"Me first!" Says the MSgt, "I want to be in the Bahamas, driving a speedboat,
a beautiful woman at my side and not a care in the world." Poof! He's gone.

"Me next!" Says the TSgt. "I want to be in Hawaii, relaxing on the beach with my personal masseuse, an endless supply of pina coladas and a beautiful woman."

Poof! He's gone.

You're next, the Genie says to the Chief.

The Chief says, "I want those two back on the flight line right after lunch."
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Re: Air Force wishes

Postby Kaworu » Wed Dec 12, 2007 8:51 pm

HAH!  :D
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Re: Air Force wishes

Postby Isak922 » Thu Dec 13, 2007 12:33 am

;D ;D ;D

Seen a different variation of it before... Still good though!
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Re: Air Force wishes

Postby a1 » Thu Dec 13, 2007 1:42 am

;D ;D ;D
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