Ahhh women!

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Ahhh women!

Postby alrot » Fri Nov 30, 2007 10:25 pm

I'm going to try transalate into english, so wish me luck..

a woman and a man crash their cars Abreast ,the Blow was so hard that both cars are Destroyed.

But incredibly none of them are injured, after came out of the cars the women saids

Oh my God! just look out our cars there's nothing left, Miraculously we don't have even a Scratch, this gotta be a God's sighn ,that we both have to meet each other, be friends, and make the love like a crazy for the rest of our lives

The man, looking such of beatiful woman, answer:

Oh yes!, I'm completly agree with you, this is a God's sighn indeed

The woman continues

"Hey Look!, there's another miracle, my car is completly destroyed but there's a bottle of wine, it didn't broke out, I'm sure that God want us to drink that bottle of wine and celebrate our good luck

She gives the bottle to the man, he accept it, open it, and drink the half of it, and give it back to her.

She, takes the bottle and imidiatly place the Stopper and give it back to the man,and he ask:

What,you are not going to drink it?

the woman answer:

No, I think I'm going to wait for the police; you now brings ethyl breath

Womens are and will be more Evils than Beautiful..
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Re: Ahhh women!

Postby Alonso » Fri Nov 30, 2007 10:47 pm

;D Great....

este domingo elecciones eh? Suerte para toda la gente como tu all
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Re: Ahhh women!

Postby Ashar » Fri Nov 30, 2007 11:03 pm

BPB :P ;D ;D :P
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Re: Ahhh women!

Postby alrot » Sat Dec 01, 2007 1:00 am

BPB :P ;D ;D :P


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Re: Ahhh women!

Postby Ashar » Sat Dec 01, 2007 3:18 am

BPB :P ;D ;D :P


???  :-? what does BPB means? "Bad Poor Bad"  :P


Try to say a joke in french ashar , you're from Canada I bet you can't  :P




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BPB means Been Posted Before...Here's a joke in French...I've been speaking French for around 11 years now ::)

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Re: Ahhh women!

Postby alrot » Sat Dec 01, 2007 7:46 am

;D Ha ha ha
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Re: Ahhh women!

Postby Jared » Sat Dec 01, 2007 9:42 am

lol tis a classic ;)
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Re: Ahhh women!

Postby Vuikag » Mon Dec 03, 2007 11:31 pm

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;D Ha ha ha
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Re: Ahhh women!

Postby H » Tue Dec 04, 2007 1:56 pm

That's not a nice thing to say about the french...
[color=#003300]Some of my cousins are part French >:(
Unfortunately, that's the aspect of Ashar's text as it loosely translates:

Three guys, a Frenchman, an Arabian and a Quebecer, must each enter a (pig) farm. Whoever survives the odor of an exceptionally pungeant pig the longest gains a reward. The Quebecer enters the farm and after 5 minutes, he dies of (lung) intoxication. The Arabian, in his turn, makes his attempt but leaves after only 2 minutes, not being able to withstand the odor. Then the Frenchman takes his turn and goes there; five minutes later the pig is seen leaving, running and staggering along the ground
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Re: Ahhh women!

Postby alrot » Tue Dec 04, 2007 2:19 pm

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Re: Ahhh women!

Postby Ashar » Tue Dec 04, 2007 3:54 pm

 the french


I said (Past) The French Not all French comunity ,  a person from France , You won tell me that there is a stink french at least 1 that stinks, France is the capital of Fashion ,Glamour, Clean, But as most of the perfect countries Has people who never take a bath , It like Findland ,Swizerland ,or USA ,Canada there are many who stinks ,but this doesn't implicate that the entire nation's people stinks... I didn't mean that

I would say Here in this country has the most highest rate of stinkers  :P But I don't stink , I take a shower at leats two times a day , a Girlfriend once told me that I lost all my feromones by taking too many showers...lol  


Italy too is the fashion capital of the world ;)

And as for past French people, yes, they used to stink...Showers were taken once every year by the royalty...Most of the time, oils and scents imported from Asia were applied to cover the nasty smells emanating from them...The joke there was found on a French website... ::)
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Re: Ahhh women!

Postby H » Tue Dec 04, 2007 5:06 pm

And as for past French people, yes, they used to stink...Showers were taken once every year by the royalty...Most of the time, oils and scents imported from Asia were applied to cover the nasty smells emanating from them...The joke there was found on a French website... ::)
It wasn't just in France; Elizebethan England was known for heavily employing perfume rather than bathe.
Let's see if someone else can supply another tidbit of revelation from the past:
Why did butttons become common on shirt sleeves?


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Re: Ahhh women!

Postby TacitBlue » Tue Dec 04, 2007 5:23 pm

Because they hadn't invented elastic yet? :D
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Re: Ahhh women!

Postby Wii » Tue Dec 04, 2007 10:14 pm

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;D Ha ha ha
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Re: Ahhh women!

Postby H » Wed Dec 05, 2007 7:30 am

Why did butttons become common on shirt sleeves?[/color]

Because they hadn't invented elastic yet? :D
Good try -- but it was more along the line of no Kleenex. :-[
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