Student Pilot Diary

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Student Pilot Diary

Postby Papa9571 » Sat Dec 01, 2007 5:21 am

Week 1

Monday: Rain

Tuesday: Rain

Wednesday: No rain; no visibility either

Thursday: Take instructor to lunch. Discover I don't know enough to take instructor to lunch.

Friday: Fly! Do first stall and second stall during same manoeuvre. Cover instructor with lunch.  

Week 2

Monday: Learned not to scrape frost off Plexiglas with ice-scraper. Used big scratch as marker to set pitch.

Tuesday: Instructor wants me to stop calling throttle "THAT BIG KNOB THING." Also hates when I call instruments "GADGETS"

Wednesday: Radios won't pick up radio stations, so I turned them off.   Instructor seems to think I missed something.

Thursday: Learned 10 degree bank is not a steep turn. Did stall again today. Lost 2000 feet. Instructor said that was some kind of record  -- my first compliment.

Friday: Did steep turn. Instructor said I was not ready for inverted flight  yet.  

Week 3

Monday: Instructor called in sick. New instructor told me to stop calling  her "BABE". Did steep turns. She said I had to have permission for inverted flight.

Tuesday: Instructor back. He told me to stop calling him "BABE", too. He got mad when I pulled power back on takeoff because the engine was to loud.

Wednesday: Instructor said after the first 20 hours, most students have established a learning curve. He said there is a slight bend in mine. Aha--progress!

Thursday: Did stalls. Clean recovery. Instructor said I did good job. Also did turns around a point. Instructor warned me never to pick ex-fianc
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Re: Student Pilot Diary

Postby Jared » Sat Dec 01, 2007 10:14 am

lol, sounds like me!
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Re: Student Pilot Diary

Postby BFMF » Sat Dec 01, 2007 11:31 am

old, but still always funny... ;D
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Re: Student Pilot Diary

Postby a1 » Sat Dec 01, 2007 11:57 am

;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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