I'm back after a long while

[drummer_tom]

Well after a long break from the forum I'm back. Probably didn't miss me infact probably don't remember me! (Very long joke better nate than lever... ring any bells)


Well I thought I would make my return with a fantastic joke.


It is the world chess championship of 2007. The chess players from all the countries of the world are standing in the lobby argueing about who is the best. Out of the blue the hotel manager steps out into the lobby and shouts at the top of his voice "EVERYONE TO YOUR ROOMS NOW!!!" Everyone filed silently and quietly to their rooms, except one man who was brave enough to ask why the manager had suddenly burst in like that.



"If there is one thing I can't stand" said the hotel manager, "It is chessnuts boasting in an open foyer"

[MWISimmer]

I'll probably get slaughtered for this, but I quite like that..

[H]

Pardon me but, since a bombasting of ridicule or criticizing is known as roasting, boast actually needn't replace roast. Of course, if a firing squad were ordered to shoot while they continued to roast one another, they'd actually be "chess nuts roasting in an "Open fire!"

8-)