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Postby TSC. » Tue Nov 27, 2007 1:40 pm

My mother-in-law was run over by a chap in a car earlier today, the driver apologised & said that although he'd had enough room to go around her, he wasn't sure if he had enough petrol...
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Re: My mother-in-law..

Postby Romulus111VADT » Tue Nov 27, 2007 1:55 pm

:-? Alrighty then, mean while back at the ranch..... :-/
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Re: My mother-in-law..

Postby TSC. » Tue Nov 27, 2007 1:58 pm

She's big.  ::)

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Re: My mother-in-law..

Postby Ashar » Tue Nov 27, 2007 2:05 pm

::) ::)
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Re: My mother-in-law..

Postby EGNX » Tue Nov 27, 2007 2:10 pm

:-? Alrighty then, mean while back at the ranch..... :-/


Lol... Don't worry TSC. I got it.
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Re: My mother-in-law..

Postby ozzy72 » Tue Nov 27, 2007 2:42 pm

Has anyone else noticed that mother-in-law is an anagram of Woman Hitler? ;D
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Re: My mother-in-law..

Postby Mushroom_Farmer » Tue Nov 27, 2007 6:05 pm

Does a beeper sound when she backs up?
When she sits around the house, does she really sit AROUND the house?
In case of a water landing, can she be used as a flotation device?
Does she have her own zip code?  :o
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Re: My mother-in-law..

Postby Ashar » Tue Nov 27, 2007 6:14 pm

Does a beeper sound when she backs up?
When she sits around the house, does she really sit AROUND the house?
In case of a water landing, can she be used as a flotation device?
Does she have her own zip code?  :o


I think she has a zip... :-X
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Re: My mother-in-law..

Postby TacitBlue » Wed Nov 28, 2007 2:45 pm

Has she ever used a phone booth?
Has she ever seen her toes?
Does she have to have her cloths custom made by a tent maker?
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Re: My mother-in-law..

Postby H » Wed Nov 28, 2007 9:20 pm

She's big.
No... he's got a very, very tiny fuel tank. :D


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Re: My mother-in-law..

Postby ThomasKaira » Wed Nov 28, 2007 11:12 pm

Has she struck oil while wearing high heels?

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Re: My mother-in-law..

Postby eno » Thu Nov 29, 2007 2:54 am

Someone has been reading Les Dawson's autobiography  ;D ;D
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