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Funny Spams

Postby MCAntonio aka AN21 » Sat Nov 24, 2007 7:27 pm

I got an e-mail of those that say that someone in Somalia gives me all his money( :D) because he is dying...They are quite funny I could say..Everyone could post those mails here so we will have a laugh..I got this funny one today:

Mrs.Mayi Seka,
Cote D'Ivoire,
West Africa.


Hello Friend,
My name is Mrs.Mayi Seka,a citizen of Ivory-Coast in West
Africa.

I am a dying woman who has decided to donate
what I have to charity Organisation through you.You may be
wondering why I chose you.But someone has to be chosen(And it is me for the 14th time!).I
am 59 years old and was diagnosed for cancer about 2 years
ago,years after the death of my husband who had left me
everything he worked for my doctors have told me that I
have only few months to live.

I have decided to donate( I thought that most people in Africa were not rich to donate) from what I have inherited from
my late husband to charity through you for the good work
of humanity,rather than allowing my relatives to use my
husband's hard earned money inappropriately.I am presently
in My Country waiting for an operation and praying that I
survive.

I have decided to Donate the sum of US$750,000 (Seven
Hundred and Fifty Thousand United State Dollars)[OMG I will buy every payware add-on now!!} of my
late husband's investment in to charity Organisation
through you for the good work of humanity,and to help the
motherless,less privileged and also for the assistance of
the widows(of course ::)).

At the moment I cannot take any telephone calls,due to the
fact that I have been restricted by my doctor from taking
telephone calls because I deserve all the rest I can get
before the operation( ;D ;D).

Presently. If you are interested in carrying out this
task,respond me so that I will tell you the next step to
take for the Bank to release the funds to you.You shall
take 15%(only?Ahh :-/) of the fund while the rest will be donated to
various charities Organisation.

NB: I will appreciate your utmost confidentiality(oops! too late I already posted it in SimV :-X) in this
matter until the task is accomplished,as I dont want
anything that will Jeopardize my last wish,due to the fact
that I do not want relatives or family members
standing in the way of my last wish.If you are wiling to
help kindly reply me soonest.

Mrs. Mayi Seka
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Re: Funny Spams

Postby Ashar » Sat Nov 24, 2007 7:55 pm

LOL...I like the extra bits you put in ;D ;D
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Re: Funny Spams

Postby Sir_Crashalot » Sat Nov 24, 2007 8:27 pm

Reply asking for 100 US Dollars or Euros for opening a special bankaccount. I do it every time. A few send an e-mail back stating they didn't have any money. Go figure.....

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Re: Funny Spams

Postby a1 » Sat Nov 24, 2007 9:09 pm

This is ridiculous. ::)


Wow an old dying woman begging to scam us in anyway. ;D
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