hopping on the bus?

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hopping on the bus?

Postby Jared » Thu Nov 22, 2007 9:06 am

One Day, at a bus stop there was a girl who was wearing a skintight miniskirt. When the bus arrived, and it was her turn to get on, she realized that her skirt was so tight that she couldn 't get her foot high enough to reach the step. Thinking it would give her enough slack to raise her leg, she reaches back and unzipps her skirt a little. She still could not reach the step. Embarrassed, she reaches back once again to unzip it a little more. Still, she couldn 't reach the step. So, with her skirt zipper halfway down, she reaches back and unzips her skirt all the way. Thinking that she could get on the step now, she lifts up her leg only to realize that she still couldn 't reach the step. So, seeing how embarrased the girl was, the man standing behind her put his hands around her waist and lifted her up on to the first step of the bus. The girl turns around furiously and says,
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Re: hopping on the bus?

Postby Romulus111VADT » Thu Nov 22, 2007 10:51 am

Works for me..... ;)

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Re: hopping on the bus?

Postby Ashar » Thu Nov 22, 2007 11:18 am

Wow...Hhahaha! ;D 8-) ;D
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Re: hopping on the bus?

Postby ThomasKaira » Fri Nov 23, 2007 12:23 am

Boy, the tension is so thin you could cut it with a spoon. (I might've phrased that incorrectly)
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