by Jared » Thu Nov 22, 2007 9:18 am
A guy walks into a bar holding three ducks. He sets them on the bar and orders a drink. After talking with the bartender for a while, the man excuses himself to use the restroom. The bartender feel a tad awkward with just himself and three ducks at the bar, so he decides to make small talk with them. He asks the first duck, "What 's your name? " "Huey, " replies the duck. "So, how 's your day been? " "Oh, I 've had a great day, " replies Huey. "I 've been in and out of puddles all day. " The bartender asks the second duck, "What 's your name? " "Duey, " replies the duck. "So, how 's your day been? " "Oh, I 've had a great day, " replies Duey. "I 've been in and out of puddles all day. " The witty bartender says to the third duck, "So I guess your name is Louie? " The duck replies, "No, I 'm Puddles. "
