Speaking clock

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Speaking clock

Postby ozzy72 » Fri Nov 09, 2007 1:15 pm

Proudly showing off her newly leased downtown apartment to a couple of friends late one night, a drunk Female blonde yuppie led the way to her bedroom where there was a big brass gong hanging on the wall.

"What's that big brass gong for?" one of the friend's asked.
"Issss nod a gong. Issss a talking clock" she drunkingly replied.
"A talking clock - seriously?"
"Yup." "Hmmm (hic)."
"How's it work?" the second friend asked, squinting at it.
"Just Watch" she said. She picked up a hammer, gave the gong an ear-shattering bash ' and stepped back.

Her mates stood looking at one another for a moment in astounded silence.
Suddenly, a voice from the other side of the wall screamed "For f*#k's sake you stupid b*tch , it's ten past three in the f*#king morning!!!"
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Re: Speaking clock

Postby Craig. » Fri Nov 09, 2007 1:19 pm

LMAO ;D ;D
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Re: Speaking clock

Postby Ashar » Fri Nov 09, 2007 4:29 pm

ROFL! ;D ;D
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Re: Speaking clock

Postby expat » Fri Nov 09, 2007 5:53 pm

The old ones are always the best ;D

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Re: Speaking clock

Postby stuart1044 » Sat Nov 10, 2007 5:40 pm

;D ;D
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Re: Speaking clock

Postby a1 » Sat Nov 10, 2007 6:31 pm

LOL  ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Speaking clock

Postby Layne. » Sun Nov 11, 2007 9:28 pm

Instantly laughed ;D
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