Amish honeymoon

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Amish honeymoon

Postby ozzy72 » Sun Oct 28, 2007 4:18 am

A just-married Amish couple get to their honeymoon hotel to start celebrating their wedding night.
The man goes up to the front desk and asks for a room explaining that they're just starting their honeymoon. The receptionist asks "Would you like the Bridal?"
"No, I don't think so. I'll just hold onto her ears until she gets used to it"
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Re: Amish honeymoon

Postby Fozzer » Sun Oct 28, 2007 8:29 am

10/10.... [smiley=thumbsup.gif]....!

An Amish (B)ride... ;)...!

F..... ;D...!
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Re: Amish honeymoon

Postby Romulus111VADT » Sun Oct 28, 2007 10:27 am

LMAO, sort of puts the thought of pigtails in a new light..... ;D
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Re: Amish honeymoon

Postby RitterKreuz » Fri Nov 02, 2007 1:58 pm

i used to date this real cutie, she had pig tails, she used to love it when...

ummm

nevermind

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Re: Amish honeymoon

Postby Ashar » Fri Nov 02, 2007 2:03 pm

Excellent! ;D ;D
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