Little Jimmy goes to confession at church one day.
"Forgive me Father for, I have sinned. I have been with a loose woman."
"Is that you Jimmy?" asks the priest.
"Yes, Father, it is."
"And who was the girl you were with?"
"I can't tell you Father. I don't wish to ruin her reputation."
"Well Jimmy I'm sure I'll find out soon enough. You may as well tell me now and get it off your chest, was it Mary Walsh?"
"I cannot say."
"Was it Susan Jones?"
"I cannot say."
"Was it Teresa Brown?"
"I cannot say."
"Was it Margaret Doyle?"
"I cannot say."
"Was it Catherine O'Toole?"
"Please, Father, my lips are sealed!"
Sighing in frustration the priest says "Whilst I admire your concern for the young lady in questions reputation you've sinned and so to atone for your sins you cannot be an alter boy for a month. Now go forth and behave yourself!"
Jimmy goes back to the pew and sits next to his from Tommy.
"What did you get?" asks Tommy.
"Four weeks holiday and 5 good leads."