10 Reasons to marry a female fighter pilot

[aussiewannabe]

10. Don't have to spend hours in the mall looking for accessories. The life support shop provides everything she needs.

9. Arguments are a lot shorter because you both use acronyms to insult each other.

8. She insists on buying a stroller with a gold plated canopy and the baby's name and callsign stenciled on the side.

7. A conversation about boom vs probe-n-drogue refueling turns into a night of dirty talking.

6. Her occupation takes her from 0-600mph in 18 seconds.

5. She brings you souviners from deployments in the travel pod. Everything was frozen but its the thought that counts.

4. She looks gorgeous in an evening gown or in a flightsuit.

3. You would never be tempted to cheat because you know she can put a GBU-10 through the bedroom window.

2. If she ever shoots down an enemy jet, you can spend the next 10 years telling everyone you meet "That was my wife!"

And the number one reason to marry a female fighter pilot:

1. She followed you into the men's room at the bar

[Ashar]

This one's been BPB a few times

[aussiewannabe]

This one's been BPB a few times

Righto! No more pilot jokes

[Ashton Lawson]

Screw the GBU-10, how'a'bout a friggin GBU-31 with JDAM fitted!

Or if she's a Warthog pilot, the supersonic bullets of the GAU-8 Avenger!  (in case you don't know, that's the rotary cannon that runs almost half the length of the warthog, with 7 barrels, and is the sole reason why the nose wheel is offset)

Lol, it's times like this that make me wish I could meet a female fighter pilot.  Plus, they're rarely ugly, or unfit.  They're fighter pilots!  How can they be ugly or unfit?

never actually heard this one before though.

[Jared]