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Postby Ashar » Wed Oct 10, 2007 11:35 pm

Here's a simple one I found on the net...May have BPB...

How long is a Chinese man

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Re: Simple...

Postby ThomasKaira » Wed Oct 10, 2007 11:49 pm

Eh?  :-?
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Re: Simple...

Postby spitfire boy » Thu Oct 11, 2007 1:38 am

Tell me!! I haven't a clue.
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Re: Simple...

Postby a1 » Thu Oct 11, 2007 1:44 am

:-? :-?
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Re: Simple...

Postby RitterKreuz » Thu Oct 11, 2007 1:53 am

you could look at it two ways...

as a question...

How long is a Chinese man?

or as a statement

How Long is a Chinese man.

in the case of the statement his name is How Long

sort of like the joke "who is the only Chinese fighter ace of world war two?.... Wan Wing Lo!"
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Re: Simple...

Postby Ashar » Thu Oct 11, 2007 11:29 am

Look at the statement from a different perspective :P :P
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Re: Simple...

Postby Romulus111VADT » Thu Oct 11, 2007 12:49 pm

Look at the statement from a different perspective :P :P


Long Wang..... ;)

Lo Hung.... ;)
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Re: Simple...

Postby H » Thu Oct 11, 2007 1:44 pm

Do you suppose that pepper gum was first introduced in China by Ah Chu?

The fattest sheep in China was named Wun Fat Yu...
and the heaviest human was Wuntun Soo? :-?


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Re: Simple...

Postby MWISimmer » Thu Oct 11, 2007 4:09 pm

Don't forget the famous Chinese golfer

Ho Lin Wun  ::)  ::)
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Re: Simple...

Postby Fozzer » Thu Oct 11, 2007 4:31 pm

A Chinaman with "Trouser" problems... ::)...

Wun Hung Lo

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Re: Simple...

Postby Ashar » Thu Oct 11, 2007 5:10 pm

LOL...I love all those other ones ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Simple...

Postby TacitBlue » Thu Oct 11, 2007 7:40 pm

And of course, the famous Chinese critic, Yu Suk.
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Re: Simple...

Postby Romulus111VADT » Thu Oct 11, 2007 7:48 pm

Japanese Wrestler - Mitsu Notsohotta, he isn't very good..... :P
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Re: Simple...

Postby Ashar » Thu Oct 11, 2007 10:29 pm

HAHAHAH!!!! ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Simple...

Postby eno » Fri Oct 12, 2007 4:17 am

Here's a simple one I found on the net...May have BPB...

How long is a Chinese man

;)


I thought... How Long is a piece of string?
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