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Question to Cosmopolitan

Postby Sir_Crashalot » Wed Oct 03, 2007 11:30 am

Dear Cosmo,

Last week I went to work in the morning. As usual my husband was watching tv on the couch. I drove for about a mile and a half when the car quite. I tried to restart it but it wouldn't work anymore. I decided to walk home and when I came in my husband was no longer in the room watching tv. When I came upstairs I saw something I could not have imagined in my wildest dreams.

I saw my husband standing in front of our big mirror wearing my underwear, high heels and make-up. At first he said that his underwear was in the washing machine but what about the high heels and make-up? He confessed that he had been doing this for about four months now. I told him to stop it or else I would divorce him.

You have to know that my husband lost his job about six months ago and is very depressed about it. Since I told him I would divorce him if he didn't stop he became very on his own and I am having difficulties reaching out to him.

Dear Cosmo, can you help me please?

Susan.






Answer from Cosmo:

It sounds like the fuelline is blocked since it happened close to home. If not try to change the sparkplugs.

With kind regards,

Cosmopolitan editorial staff


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Re: Question to Cosmopolitan

Postby Ashar » Wed Oct 03, 2007 11:39 am

LOL :D :D
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Re: Question to Cosmopolitan

Postby Jared » Thu Oct 04, 2007 8:15 pm

LMAO good one :)
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Re: Question to Cosmopolitan

Postby llamedos » Thu Oct 04, 2007 8:56 pm

LMFAO  ;D ;D

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Re: Question to Cosmopolitan

Postby a1 » Thu Oct 04, 2007 11:35 pm

;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Question to Cosmopolitan

Postby an-225 » Fri Oct 05, 2007 2:33 am

Found this one the other day! Quite strange that you posted it a week after I saw it. ;)

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