You can't deny cold, hard maths

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Re: You can't deny cold, hard maths

Postby igorski » Tue Sep 11, 2007 8:39 am

Total Money Spent = Time Devoted to Girl x Cost of Items Girl Wants per Period Of Time

looks like multiplication to me  :-/

The rest of the 'equation' looks about right, I'm just providing a possible explanation for the first line :P
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Re: You can't deny cold, hard maths

Postby geckos_ftw » Tue Sep 11, 2007 10:46 am

What you proved is that you're not good at math:

First... girls require time and money
Girls = time + money
Time is money
time = money
Girls = money + money = 2(money)
Money is the root of all evil.

Girls are twice the root of all evil by your data;
if your data is wrong, correct and recalculate --
quickly, before they claim you're the root of all evil.


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Whilst i like the joke, H is right!!! ;D ;D ;D

Well, if you take another look the equation states

Girls = Money*Time not Money + Time

and yes I am aware that it says Money AND Time, thus you could assume money+time, but its a joke, and works with money*time. Plus I just copy and pasted, if you're THAT hung up on it go and track down the creator :P

on a side note: Since when have we had a girl on the V??? By all means, welcome, I just never expected it ;D



my goodness youre slow..
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Re: You can't deny cold, hard maths

Postby Ashar » Tue Sep 11, 2007 12:38 pm



my goodness youre slow..   :o  ... ive been here for a few months  ::) . (i did miss about two months in the middle due to being tied to my school desk and drowned in an ocean of coursework)  :(

why is it such a big deal?!  :-?

p.s. i was joking about the blood on my fingernails. i dont even have any! (yes i pick my nails. i probably have more in common with a bloke than any other girl)


Well, because we sexist guys seem to think that the forums are for guys only...I don't mind...I was just pointing out that it's an rarity...LOL...And yes, you do have somethings more in common with guys...I have yet to meet any other girl besides you who plays CFS... 8-)
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Re: You can't deny cold, hard maths

Postby geckos_ftw » Tue Sep 11, 2007 1:30 pm

:) i take pride in being a general wierdo where other girls are concerned  :D . they do nothing but scream when they break a nail, theyre more two faced than guys (which is why i prefer guys as friends), and they do nothing during their lunch hour aside from drooling over pictures of orlando bloom etc. and bitching* about other girls behind their backs.

hmm....after thinking through more clearly, girls are evil, but not the root of all evil. and not all of them are evil. (like me! im not evil. im too lazy to maul people. too nice too  ::) )

;)

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*( i tried to find a more suitable word but failed miserably)
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Re: You can't deny cold, hard maths

Postby Ashar » Tue Sep 11, 2007 2:54 pm

:) i take pride in being a general wierdo where other girls are concerned  :D . they do nothing but scream when they break a nail, theyre more two faced than guys (which is why i prefer guys as friends), and they do nothing during their lunch hour aside from drooling over pictures of orlando bloom etc. and bitching* about other girls behind their backs.

hmm....after thinking through more clearly, girls are evil, but not the root of all evil. and not all of them are evil. (like me! im not evil. im too lazy to maul people. too nice too  ::) )

;)

sophie

*( i tried to find a more suitable word but failed miserably)



LOL...Don't take this offendingly, but are you sure you're a girl? ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Re: You can't deny cold, hard maths

Postby geckos_ftw » Tue Sep 11, 2007 3:01 pm

::) as far as i know...

;D im sure im a girl.

at least...i was last time i checked...
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Re: You can't deny cold, hard maths

Postby Ashar » Tue Sep 11, 2007 3:18 pm

Good that's cleared up then ;D
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Re: You can't deny cold, hard maths

Postby geckos_ftw » Tue Sep 11, 2007 3:26 pm

:D woot
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Re: You can't deny cold, hard maths

Postby H » Wed Sep 12, 2007 6:37 am

p.s. i was joking(*) about the blood on my fingernails. i dont even have any!
You don't have any blood? :-? ;D
Everyone should know we're joking even without the *Moi, aussi (= Me, too), pardon my French.
;) :)


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Re: You can't deny cold, hard maths

Postby Sytse » Wed Sep 12, 2007 11:37 am

Hey!! Girls don't need a lot of time and no money at all!! Just a little bit of time to run away from them as fast as you can!  ;D ;D



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Re: You can't deny cold, hard maths

Postby geckos_ftw » Wed Sep 12, 2007 12:19 pm

:(

we're not that scary are we?

i only require time. and time only costs money if youre on the phone, or using something that requires an input of money to fuel it's operation.

8-)

by the way, you do realise that this theory can be turned around and used against you dont you? for instance, guys require lots and lots of food which, of course, costs money, and takes time to buy,  they complain if theres no beer (which, yes you got it, costs money and takes time to buy) - time i hasten to add, when we might have been doing your washing, or even better still going out with our friends. they can be increadibly loud (which leads to complaining neighbours).....i could go on you know  ;)


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Re: You can't deny cold, hard maths

Postby Ashar » Wed Sep 12, 2007 12:57 pm

This is probably the most in depth topic on girls that I have ever seen ::) :D
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Re: You can't deny cold, hard maths

Postby geckos_ftw » Wed Sep 12, 2007 1:10 pm

im a girl defending her gender. what dyou expect?  :-?

::)

its not actually that in-depth

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Re: You can't deny cold, hard maths

Postby pepper_airborne » Wed Sep 12, 2007 2:12 pm

There is a flaw in this though, how/when/where did you proof that money was the root of all evil? I quite like it and i dont consider myself that devilish.
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Re: You can't deny cold, hard maths

Postby Akula. » Wed Sep 12, 2007 2:18 pm

Money being the root of evil? comes from pink floyd, my friend.

"Money... Its the root of all evil, so they say"
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