No unoccupied vehicle may exceed 60 miles per hour.
- some serious typo i reckon, that cant be real
Florida
If an elephant is tied to a parking meter, the owner or attendant must deposit money in the meter.
- WTF, what relevance is that to anything. Elephants in america(as pets)???
Illinois
In Evanston, Illinois it is unlawful to change clothes while inside a car with the curtains drawn, except during a fire.
- oh cause in a fire there is such a need to change!
Kansas
In Derby, Kansas, it is considered a misdemeanor to screech your tires while driving.
- but you would you then be liable if you crashed into someone, is that better than screeching the tyres?
Kentucky
If you stop for ice cream while driving, be aware that it is considered unlawful to transport an ice cream cone in your back pocket.
-it maybe illegal,its also downright stupid
Massachusetts
You will be ticketed if you drive with a gorilla in the backseat of your car.
- damn i was hoping to get myself a pet gorrila, now i cant go to massachusetts
Michigan
If you car breaks down in Detroit and you are waiting for assistance, be aware that sitting in the middle of the street to read a newspaper is illegal.
- and stupid and just suicidal?
Minnesota
It is illegal to cross state lines, regardless if you are walking or driving, with a duck on your head. And, if you're crossing into Wisconsin, the law also applies to chickens.
- on grounds on sanity, no other reason
You cannot ride a motorcycle without a shirt
- surely thats not a weird law
If convicted of driving while intoxicated, you permanently lose the option of registering for a vanity license plate.
- oh no the shame, i cant get my vanity license plate, how will i ever drive again
When once you have tasted flight, you will forever walk the earth with your eyes turned skyward, for there you have been, and there you will always long to return – Leonardo da Vinci.