Bizzare driving laws

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Re: Bizzare driving laws

Postby FsNovice » Mon Aug 13, 2007 12:01 pm


No unoccupied vehicle may exceed 60 miles per hour.
- some serious typo i reckon, that cant be real

Florida
If an elephant is tied to a parking meter, the owner or attendant must deposit money in the meter.
- WTF, what relevance is that to anything. Elephants in america(as pets)???



Illinois
In Evanston, Illinois it is unlawful to change clothes while inside a car with the curtains drawn, except during a fire.
- oh cause in a fire there is such a need to change!

Kansas
In Derby, Kansas, it is considered a misdemeanor to screech your tires while driving.
- but you would you then be liable if you crashed into someone, is that better than screeching the tyres?

Kentucky
If you stop for ice cream while driving, be aware that it is considered unlawful to transport an ice cream cone in your back pocket.
-it maybe illegal,its also downright stupid

Massachusetts
You will be ticketed if you drive with a gorilla in the backseat of your car.
- damn i was hoping to get myself a pet gorrila, now i cant go to massachusetts

Michigan
If you car breaks down in Detroit and you are waiting for assistance, be aware that sitting in the middle of the street to read a newspaper is illegal.
- and stupid and just suicidal?

Minnesota

It is illegal to cross state lines, regardless if you are walking or driving, with a duck on your head. And, if you're crossing into Wisconsin, the law also applies to chickens.
- on grounds on sanity, no other reason


You cannot ride a motorcycle without a shirt
- surely thats not a weird law


If convicted of driving while intoxicated, you permanently lose the option of registering for a vanity license plate.
- oh no the shame, i cant get my vanity license plate, how will i ever drive again


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Re: Bizzare driving laws

Postby McLovin » Mon Sep 03, 2007 11:09 pm

HAHA did yall notice that My beloved state of Texas is not mentioned here. booyaaaaaa
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