Dave and John are at their favourite fishing spot one day when Dave whispers quietly to John, so as not to frighten the fish "I'm considering divorcing my wife. She hasn't spoken to me in over 2 months!" John looks thoughtful and replies "Well think about it very carefully, women like that are hard to come by"
There are two types of aeroplane, Spitfires and everything else that wishes it was a Spitfire!