How programmers do it...

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How programmers do it...

Postby Jared » Sun Aug 19, 2007 8:01 pm

Programmers do it byte by byte.
Programmers do it with bytes and nibbles.
Programmers try to do it again and again.
Programmers do it with acronyms.
Programmers do it by computer simulation.
Programmers do it according to the specifications.
Programmers do it over and over until they get it right.
Ada programmers do it by committee.
ALGOL 68 programmers do it od.
APL programmers do it in a line.
Assembler programmers do it a bit at a time.
C++ programmers do it with class.
Fortran programmers do it with double precision.
LISP (programmers (do (it (with (parentheses))))).
Logo programmers do it for an educational experience.
Prolog programmers do it artificially.
Smalltalk programmers have more methods.
System programmers do it with interrupts.
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Re: How programmers do it...

Postby ThomasKaira » Mon Aug 20, 2007 12:08 am

You forgot BASIC.

Or, is BASIC self-explanatory?
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