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Re: English

Postby Cessna93 » Wed Aug 01, 2007 12:15 pm

Perfect examples of the confusing nature of Oldspeak! Newspeak rules! Long live Big Brother and Ingsoc!



Big Brother is rubbish. Thats my opinion.
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Re: English

Postby TSC. » Wed Aug 01, 2007 1:11 pm

Big Brother is rubbish. Thats my opinion.

Your absolutely right aswell, Big Brother is possibly the worst thing ever to have been screened on television. I hate the way that these complete nobody's assume that they are now A list celebrities just because they didn't get evicted during the first vote. The only reason you didn't get evicted was because, although we all hate you, there was somebody else we hated even more!

I refuse to watch or read anything about it, the sooner they kill it off the better.

BB rant over, until they say thats the last series, then announce another series two months later.

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Re: English

Postby llamedos » Wed Aug 01, 2007 6:06 pm

The joys of the English language.

Here is a perfect English sentence.

Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo.

It's grammatically correct.
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Re: English

Postby Woodlouse2002 » Wed Aug 01, 2007 6:57 pm

Polysyllabic palaver poorly perveys perspicacity. So supercillious sesquapadalian syllogisms seldom signify significant sapience.
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Re: English

Postby H » Wed Aug 01, 2007 7:55 pm

Polysyllabic palaver poorly perveys perspicacity. So supercillious sesquapadalian syllogisms seldom signify significant sapience.
Only significant, perhaps, to the assuming mentation of homo sapience. ::)


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Re: English

Postby TSC. » Wed Aug 01, 2007 11:23 pm

Polysyllabic palaver poorly perveys perspicacity. So supercillious sesquapadalian syllogisms seldom signify significant sapience.

Innit.

:P

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Re: English

Postby Cessna93 » Thu Aug 02, 2007 5:29 am

Polysyllabic palaver poorly perveys perspicacity. So supercillious sesquapadalian syllogisms seldom signify significant sapience.

Innit.

:P

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Totally man this stuff is wicked innit, right you my ma blood he is so hanging now, right innit?

Typpical Chav language.

You can here more Chav speaking all over Britian.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chav

Go onto Google Images and type in Chav, then you will see.
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Re: English

Postby Souichiro » Sat Aug 04, 2007 6:48 pm

Perfect examples of the confusing nature of Oldspeak! Newspeak rules! Long live Big Brother and Ingsoc!



Big Brother is rubbish. Thats my opinion.



Then my friend you should read 1984  :D
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Re: English

Postby H » Sat Aug 04, 2007 7:22 pm

Big Brother is rubbish. Thats my opinion.
Then my friend you should read 1984.
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Re: English

Postby ThomasKaira » Sat Aug 04, 2007 9:44 pm

That's the beauty of the language. ;) Indecipherable except by those who know how to decipher it. The whole meaning of the English language is to not be user friendly.

I say you do your next one on Chinese. :D

OK, seriously: That does a pretty good job of rounding up and pointing out some shortcomings in our language. Humanity has nerver never been perfect, though.
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Re: English

Postby francsal » Fri Aug 17, 2007 2:52 pm

Perfect examples of the confusing nature of Oldspeak! Newspeak rules! Long live Big Brother and Ingsoc!



Thoughtcrime does not entail death: thoughtcrime is death

If there was hope, it must lie in the proles, because only there, in those swarming disregarded masses, eighty-five percent of the population of Oceania, could the force to destroy the Party ever be generated.

War is Peace, Freedom is Slavery and Ignorance is Strength.


Amazing, how some of the thing described in the books seem to be happening now.

Nice to meet somebody who seems to like this book. One of my favorites.

Cheers!


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Re: English

Postby chiptas » Fri Aug 17, 2007 8:51 pm

Perfect examples of the confusing nature of Oldspeak! Newspeak rules! Long live Big Brother and Ingsoc!



Thoughtcrime does not entail death: thoughtcrime is death

If there was hope, it must lie in the proles, because only there, in those swarming disregarded masses, eighty-five percent of the population of Oceania, could the force to destroy the Party ever be generated.

War is Peace, Freedom is Slavery and Ignorance is Strength.


Amazing, how some of the thing described in the books seem to be happening now.

Nice to meet somebody who seems to like this book. One of my favorites.

Cheers!


Frank.


Ahh double plus good choco ration.   ;)
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Re: English

Postby alrot » Sun Aug 19, 2007 7:03 pm

:-/ ya, sure, okay, english its a crazy lenguage :-/
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