Jungel Jokes

[Ashton Lawson]

Open the lid, remove the goat, shove the horse in (hack it up if needed), then close the lid...

[spitfire boy]

Open the lid, remove the goat, shove the horse in (hack it up if needed), then close the lid...

Hack up the horse.
Put all the pieces in a blender.
Blend horse.
Get out several empty milk bottles.
Fill milk bottles with blended horse.
Put milk bottles in freezer for two days
Take bottles out of freezer
Smash bottles

[DONTREADMYUSERNAME]

Uhhh..... Why would you want to put a horse (or a goat for that matter) in a fridge?

[Theis]

Uhhh..... Why would you want to put a horse (or a goat for that matter) in a fridge?

because the milk are in the goatfarm?

[TSC.]

Uhhh..... Why would you want to put a horse (or a goat for that matter) in a fridge?

Nobody wants to put a horse in a fridge - thats a ridiculous idea, hardly worth entertaining. No, what we want to do is put a horse in a freezer. You see? Perfect sense.

How does the old saying go? 'You can lead a horse to a freezer, but you can't force it to chill out a bit' - something like that.



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[H]

Uhhh..... Why would you want to put a horse (or a goat for that matter) in a fridge?

Maybe it's best we don't even try to comprehend this one -- it could wind up worse than those, supposed, dead baby jokes;
now that's a chilling thought. :-/

8-)

[llamedos]

Next...

Q: How do you put a Horse in a freezer.

look it gets better!

First i would remove the human body parts from the freezer that i have been saving, then..

Did i just say that out loud..

It's the voices that make me do things.

Whats that voices? Go post in the FSX forum, oh the humanity.

[chiptas]

You cant put the horse in the freezer its his birthday tomorrow

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Ia barnavi gonna come & back & finish this god-awful joke, or will he just spam his own thread again with unrelated images?

Whats going on with the bl**dy horse?

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[H]

Ia barnavi gonna come & back & finish this god-awful joke... ?

Neigh...

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