Jungel Jokes

[B-JR Night Hawk.]

OK...

how do you put a Goat in a freezer.

I'll put out the next riddle when this Q: is A: correctly.

[Woodlouse2002]

Open the lid, put the goat in, close the lid.

[Woodlouse2002]

I was putting the goat in a chest freezer.

[B-JR Night Hawk.]

Full answer.

Open the door put the Goat in, close the door. 8-) 8-) 8-)

[B-JR Night Hawk.]

Next...

Q: How do you put a Horse in a freezer.

look it gets better!

[Mictheslik]

Cut it up, open the door, cram the pieces in, close the door,

a few days later

Open the door, take piece out, cook, eat.

.mic

and BTW, my cat does do that

[john_uk]

Cut it up, open the door, cram the pieces in, close the door,

a few days later

Open the door, take piece out, cook, eat.

.mic

and BTW, my cat does do that

your cat, kills and hacks up horse's?? im scared of your cat mic!

[Mictheslik]

Cut it up, open the door, cram the pieces in, close the door,

a few days later

Open the door, take piece out, cook, eat.

.mic

and BTW, my cat does do that

your cat, kills and hacks up horse's?? im scared of your cat mic!

Well...what ya think is in cat food???

I was referring to his old sig which is now removed

.mic

[B-JR Night Hawk.]

Sorry wrong answer.
Try again.

[B-JR Night Hawk.]

I'm working on a new sig.

[B-JR Night Hawk.]

here's my pev sig, pic

[B-JR Night Hawk.]

OK, at last here's my new sig. bigger ver.

[zeberdee]

You can't .... it's full of goat

[B-JR Night Hawk.]

So what do you do?

[B-JR Night Hawk.]

No wait. I got even better.



My brand new sig.