Chainsaw Safety Tip

[Romulus111VADT]

[john_uk]

lol!

[ozzy72]

[a1]

[BFMF]

Atleast someone that dumb won't be polluting the gene pool anymore...

[a1]

Atleast someone that dumb won't be polluting the gene pool anymore...

Well now that deserves an award.

[Romulus111VADT]

Sort of puts an entirely new twist on circumcisions, doesn't it?

[ozzy72]

I'm just about to email this to one of my friends as she is a Russian teacher with a twisted sense of humour. I'll let you know the result as soon as I do

[H]

Another, "It needs no translation."
Worse, it reminds me of an actual incident...
A young fellow was sitting on the sofa watching television -- while he was eating supper. Mind you, fork and knife in hand, he'd actually placed his plate on his lap. It was a steak dinner but, somehow, he knifed a sausage.
To my knowledge, he was not related to the fellow who wound up in the emergency ward after he'd shoved a deodorizer (one of those types that dangle from the windshield mirror) up his anus so that his 'gas emissions' would smell better.

::)


8-)

[Romulus111VADT]

I'm just about to email this to one of my friends as she is a Russian teacher with a twisted sense of humour. I'll let you know the result as soon as I do

Just pray it's something funny....lmao

[ozzy72]

It reminds me of one of the notices my best friend Steve send me (he is a trading standards officer in the UK) for an amazing warning he'd seen a Swedish chainsaw "Do not attempt to stop chainsaw using hands or genitals" and his immortal comment "What kind of claim lead to this warning?"

[Romulus111VADT]

It reminds me of one of the notices my best friend Steve send me (he is a trading standards officer in the UK) for an amazing warning he'd seen a Swedish chainsaw "Do not attempt to stop chainsaw using hands or genitals" and his immortal comment "What kind of claim lead to this warning?"

I've seen chains break before and cut through a heavy coat, flannel shirt and t-shirt like a hot knife through butter as it flew over my ex-father-in-laws shoulder. It caught and flew back and struck him in the back as well. Knocked him with the force and pain, nice laceration too.

I learned never to hold the chainsaw directly in front of me, man now that would have been really messy!.....

[Omag 2.0]

That's no chainsaw! It's a Russian DIY-castrationtool...

[DONTREADMYUSERNAME]

I love how his tognue is able to lick his forehead!

[Xyn_Air]

I have heard that Russian winters are pretty cold.  Maybe this guy was out logging, had to take a leak there in the woods, and he is simply trying to unstick a frozen zipper.

On the other hand, I hear they have started cutting vodka with all sorts of interesting things of late, such as rubbing alcohol and cleaning agents.  And you thought the things a person did after too much whiskey was crazy . . . beware the bootleg vodka!

Heh, we causes me to think, while we are waiting for a translation how about caption ideas.

Mine, of course, is: Beware of bootleg vodka!