Dr. Smith

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Dr. Smith

Postby ozzy72 » Sun Jul 29, 2007 3:40 am

A flat chested girl goes to see Dr. Smith about getting bigger boobs. They discuss surgery etc but the doctor tells her that there is a painless method of getting bigger breasts. He tells her "After your morning shower rub your breasts three times saying "Scoobie scoobie doobie I want bigger boobies" and they'll get larger".
After a month of doing this the girl has magnificent DD breasts and is very happy. One morning she is late for work and only just catches the bus, however she realises that she has forgotten her treatment that morning in her haste, so whispering quietly she does the treatment and the man sitting next turns and says "Are you a patient of Dr. Smith?"
"Yes, how did you know?"
The man replies "Hickory dickory dock...."
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Re: Dr. Smith

Postby Romulus111VADT » Sun Jul 29, 2007 6:46 am

Bet they had fun..... ;)
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Re: Dr. Smith

Postby Ben R » Sun Jul 29, 2007 11:58 am

haha =D that was funny! =D
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Re: Dr. Smith

Postby Jared » Sun Jul 29, 2007 5:54 pm

;D
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Re: Dr. Smith

Postby Alonso » Sun Jul 29, 2007 6:03 pm

;D ;D This one is great!
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Re: Dr. Smith

Postby BFMF » Sun Jul 29, 2007 6:08 pm

Wasn't this posted just recently...? ;D
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