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Perfect days fishing

Postby ozzy72 » Sun Jul 29, 2007 3:52 am

A guy is out on a fishing trip and is having a perfect day. First he lands a 20lb salmon on his first cast, on his second cast he lands a 10lb trout, then with his third cast he catches his first ever grayling. Then his mobile phone rings, it is the hospital to say his wife has had a serious accident and could he please rush to the hospital to be with her. The guy says he'll be there as quickly as he can and asks the doctor to tell his wife that.
He then realises that he'll be quitting on his best days fishing ever so he decides to get a couple more quick casts in before he packs up and leaves. He reels in a couple more fish and then guiltily remembers his wife, packs up and heads for his car.
When he gets to the hospital he bumps into the doctor in the corridor outside the Intensive Care unit and asks about his wifes condition. The doctor shouts at him "You went ahead and kept fishing didn't you! I hope you're proud of yourself! Whilst you were out enjoying yourself for the past four hours your wife has been languishing here in intensive care! For the rest of her life she'll need round-the-clock care and you'll be her carer!"
The man now feeling terribly guilty breaks down and starts crying.
"Only kidding" says the doctor "she died right after getting here! So what did you catch?"
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Re: Perfect days fishing

Postby Ben R » Sun Jul 29, 2007 11:56 am

;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

that made me smile mate!
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Re: Perfect days fishing

Postby TSC. » Sun Jul 29, 2007 12:57 pm

Man, that's bang out of order!

That doctor could've easily rung him back straight away to tell him his wife had died - now he's gone & blown the best day's fishing he'd had in a long time.

On top of that he'll have to go home & cook for himself.  >:(

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Re: Perfect days fishing

Postby Jared » Sun Jul 29, 2007 5:42 pm

love it!
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Re: Perfect days fishing

Postby Alonso » Sun Jul 29, 2007 6:06 pm

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