by ozzy72 » Sun Jul 29, 2007 3:33 am
A young guy pulls an older woman in a club, she is 52. She asks him if he has ever had a sportsmans double (e.g. mother and daughter threesome). The guy says no so she drags him back to her house, goes in the front door and says "Mum are you still awake?"

There are two types of aeroplane, Spitfires and everything else that wishes it was a Spitfire!