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FBI Trainees

Postby Theis » Fri Jun 08, 2007 10:31 am

Three men want to become agents for the FBI. After a day of intensive interviews, they are told there is one more test to prove their dedication to the FBI. The head FBI agent takes the first guy into a private room. He hands him a gun and says, "Go into that room and kill your wife." The guy says, "No way," and leaves FBI headquarters.

The second guy goes through the same proceedings. He walks into the second room, but on seeing his wife decides that she is worth more than a good job, and he, too, refuses.

Finally the third guy is given the gun and told to kill his wife. He walks into the second room and six shots are heard. A few seconds later, the head FBI agent hears crashing and banging from the room. After a few minutes, the guy comes out of the room. "What happened?" asks the FBI agent.

"Some idiot loaded the gun with blanks... I had to kill her with the chair."
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Re: FBI Trainees

Postby Akula. » Fri Jun 08, 2007 10:36 am

Has been Image in a different form. Good joke though
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Re: FBI Trainees

Postby stuart1044 » Fri Jun 08, 2007 1:17 pm

Nice ;D :D
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Re: FBI Trainees

Postby john_uk » Sun Jun 10, 2007 5:18 am

hahahaha
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Re: FBI Trainees

Postby MOUSY » Wed Jun 13, 2007 9:48 pm

LMFAO
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Re: FBI Trainees

Postby Mushroom_Farmer » Thu Jun 14, 2007 4:08 am

LOL ;D ;D ;D I predict a little paperwork in the instructor's future.
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Re: FBI Trainees

Postby gottoflynow » Thu Jun 14, 2007 11:14 pm

Classic, but still hilarious ;D :D

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Re: FBI Trainees

Postby Demo » Fri Jun 15, 2007 2:05 am

LOL I feel like guy #3 every once in a while...
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Re: FBI Trainees

Postby Jared » Sun Jun 17, 2007 2:42 pm

lol, the version I heard the last person was a woman.... :-X
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Re: FBI Trainees

Postby NDSP » Tue Jun 19, 2007 2:39 pm

lol  ;D
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Re: FBI Trainees

Postby H » Tue Jun 19, 2007 3:06 pm

lol, the version I heard the last person was a woman.... :-X
The woman killed her wife.. was this in Massachusetts?


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Re: FBI Trainees

Postby Ben R » Mon Jul 23, 2007 12:01 pm

lol! that was funny, made me laugh =D

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