the birds and the bees

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the birds and the bees

Postby Jared » Sat Jun 23, 2007 10:57 pm

Eric asks: "Daddy, how was I born?"
 
Dad says: "Ah, my son, I guess one day you will need to find out anyway! Well, you see your Mom and I first got together in a chat room on AOL. Then I set up a date via e-mail with your Mom and we met at the cyber-cafe.  
 
We sneaked into a secluded room, where your mother agreed to a download from my hard drive. As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us had used a firewall, and since it was too late to hit the delete button, nine months later a blessed little Popup appeared and said:  
 
You've got MALE!!"
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Re: the birds and the bees

Postby gottoflynow » Sat Jun 23, 2007 11:08 pm

BPB But still funny ;D
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Re: the birds and the bees

Postby Stubbedtoe18 » Mon Jun 25, 2007 7:14 pm

Reminded me of that Volkswagen Rabbit commrecial  ;)
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Re: the birds and the bees

Postby Romulus111VADT » Mon Jun 25, 2007 7:44 pm

Birds and Bees- The only thing you get from them is crapped on and stung.... ;)
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Re: the birds and the bees

Postby Jared » Sat Jun 30, 2007 8:50 am

Birds and Bees- The only thing you get from them is crapped on and stung.... ;)


so true :)
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Re: the birds and the bees

Postby Kaworu » Sat Jun 30, 2007 4:35 pm

What sort of cable did you upload with again, Daddy? :-/




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Re: the birds and the bees

Postby Ben R » Mon Jul 23, 2007 11:53 am

haha..funny =D
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