On a recent transpacific flight, a plane passes through a severe
storm.
The turbulence is awful, and things go from bad to worse when one
wing is struck by lightning.
One woman in particular loses it. Screaming, she stands up in the
front of the plane. "I'm too young to die," she wails. Then she
yells,
Well, if I'm going to die, I want my last minutes on earth to be
memorable!
Is there ANYONE on this plane who can make me feel like a WOMAN?"
For a moment there is silence. Everyone has forgotten their own
peril.
They all stared, riveted, at the desperate woman in the front of the
plane.
Then an Aussie bloke stands up in the rear of the plane.
He is gorgeous: tall, well built, with sun-bleached blond hair and
blue eyes.
He starts to walk Slowly up the aisle, unbuttoning his shirt
..........one button at a time.
No one moves.
Everyone is transfixed.
He removes his shirt.
Muscles ripple across his chest.
She gasps......
He whispers.....
"Here ya go luv - iron this and then go get me a beer...."
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